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SALINE, WASHTENAW CO., MICH., THUESDAY, MARCH 10, 1892.
VOL. XH.---NO. 20.
BUSINESS DIRECTORY.
PROFESSIONAL..
P   E.JONES.
Attorney at Law.
All Business attended to with Promptness and
Care.   Office on McKay street.
SALINE,
MICH.
Q.   R. WILLIAMS
Attorney at Law,
Especial attention paid to Pension Claims of all
kinds.   Newcomb Block,
MICH.
MILAN,
TIT   A. NICHOLS, M. D.t
PHYSICIAN and SURGEON.
Office at Nicho s t'ros*. drug store.
SALINE, - MICH.
p   F. UNTERKIRCHER, M. D.,
JPHYSICUN and ST JPON.
Calls promptly attended to at "a. \purs.
Office in Hauser block, CMcago street.
SALINE, -       - MICH.
C   W. CHANDLER, Nl D.,
PHYSICIAN and SURGEON
Sffice on Adrian Street, first door sourh o£ the
Wallace Block,
SALINE, - - MICH.
IX D. HELLER,     . D   S.
DENTIST.
Headquarters ior the best Tooth Powder
in the market.
Office over Nichols Bros', drug store.
SALINE, - -        MICH.
i '    G. SLABHT,
Veterinary Surgeon.
Graduate of Chicago Veterinary College,
Residence l}-4 miles east of Peunington s Corners.   Calls may be left ateitherof the
stores at the Corners.    All calls
promptly attended to.
MACON. - - MICH.
MISCELLANEOUS.
Talcing Things Easy.
Speaking of a recent trip to Cuba
Mr. Sigmund Eothschild.a big tobacco
dealer, said:
"Outside the center of Havana the
people, as a rule go stark naked. Indeed, I took dinner with the mayor of
a small interior town one day, and at
the table were his eight children, all of
'whom were as naked as the day they
were horn. 'The people eat Imt twice
a day, the first meal being from 11 to
12 and the last between 6 and 7 in the
evening. Trains on the railroads
never run at night. The longest road
is 160 miles'. The cars have no windows. In the first-class cars there are
cane seats; in the second-class wooden
seats. The first-class passage costs
just twice as much as the second, but
neither car has any window. While
riding into the interior one day I became hungry about 10 a. m.,and asked
the conductor as we stopped, at a station if I could not get something to
eat.
"'Why, certainly,' he said; <get ofE
and get somethiug and I'll wait for
you.'
"At the end of twenty minutes, having satisfied my hunger, I returned to
the car and asked the conductor if he
was ahead of time, or why he had allowed me nearly half an hour in which
to eat. He said he had no regular
time table; all he had to do was to go
up to the end of the line one day and
back the next. The arrival of the train
a half hour earlier or later was a matter of no account.
"The government lottery is one
great cause of the poverty of the people. A drawing is held every two
weeks, and it seems as though the entire earnings of the people go into the
tMng. From the time one lauds in
Havana till the moment he leaves he is
continually followed and importuned
to buy lottery tickets. The sellers outnumber the newsboys and like all
peddlers they constantly sing their
stock without a moment's let-up. The
social evil is everywhere glaringly
public. The saloons, which contain
nearly every form of intoxicating drink
yet invented, are wide open day and
night, Sundays and all (lays: but it
must be said to their credit that the
Cubans are a very moderate people. I
have hover seen one. of them intoxicated."—Detroit Free Press.
He Could Not Afford to do it.
WATERMAN'S
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PHOTOGRAPH GALLERY.
(Miss Gillett's old stand.)
Will be in Saline every Wednesday aud shall be
jleased to meet all in need of work in my line,
jull aud see samples of our -work.
P   CORDON,
The Pioneer Painter.
Over Forty Years Experience,
."orringe. Sign and Ornamental Painting, Paper
Hanging, Frescoing, Etc.
SALINE, - MICH.      .
W    i\fl. BR5SG3,
Practical Painter.
■louse painting, graining, paper   hanging and
fcalsomining.    All work promptly and
neatly   done,  and   satisfaction
guaranteed,
VALINE,        ,        ,        MICH.
y AN OUXSR'S
Barber Shop,
fair Cutting,   Shaving,   Shampooing and   all
Work iu tlie Barber bine.
Bath room in connection.   Hot orcold baths at
t,y times. A. B. VAN DCZEK.
SALINE, - - MICH.
A. MILLER & S02<T.
(Successors to J. A. Alber).
.SaleStable,
First-elass'rigs at reasonable rates.
Commercial travelers and their baggage   carried  to   and from  adjoining
towns with promptness and at living
. fates.
Old American House Baru,
SALINE, - - MICH.
John Bamaftawlner
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(Successo  to Anton Eisle,}
 DEADER IS—	
Foreign and American
Marble,
tt ran its and... Building
stone.
Corner of Detroit and" Catherine Sts.
A.NN ARBOR
MICH.
The doctor shook his head and looked
solemn. Doctors have a way of looking solemn when they -want "to impress
anything on a patient's mind. This
doctor had heard- his patient's story,
had examined his tongue, felt of his
pulse, nearly choked him by sticking a
silver spoon with a looking-glass on it
down his throat,and done various other
things that made, him nervous and
troubled.
"It's a serious matter," he said at
last.
"Ought I to go home and go to bed?"
asked the patient anxiously.
"No-o-o; 1 don't see that that is
necessary," returned the doctor slowly. "It won't hurt you to be on your
feet; in fact, that will bu rather bene*
iieial. You're a drinking man, jf I'm
not mistaken."
"Why, yes.' You wouldn't have me
istap -"
''JTot at all, not at all." interrupted
the doctor. "The shock to a man's
system when he chops off suddenly is
too great.   I don't believe in it."
"I'm not much at grading down,"
said the patient.
"Not necessary." said the doctor.
"I don't see that liquor will do you any
serious harm if taken at the proper
time.   Now, with your meals "
The patient shook his head.
"You might drink something," continued the doctor. "When the stomach,
is properly prepared a little——"
"Stop light there," interrupted the
patient, getting up to leave. "That
may do for millionaires, but I can't afford to oat often enough. Good day."
—Chicago Tribune.
JUDGED   BY   HER   CLOTHES.
A Waiter   Refused a   Tip from  a lady
AYlioiii He Took for a Poor Person.
S, JOSEWHANS'
iiiiiiu W-.
REPAIRING   DONE     ON     SHORT
NOTICE.
All kimlsof Forging, Repairing Horseshoeing,
and general Jobbing.
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED and prices reasonable.    Shop  ou  Ami Arbor street,
near Main.
SALINE,
MICH
"I don't know that I ever quite estimated the value of my clothes until
one da j- lately," said the Wife of a
well-known citizen of New York, according to the Times of that city.
"We had been moving, and my husband had been taking his meals at a
neighboring restaurant—a first-class
one, by the way. I had not been with
him; but on the day of our worst confusion' I went there for luncheon. I
suppose I am what may be termed1 an
elderly little body, and on this day,
with an old long cloak thrown over
my 'moving' attire, I can fancy I was
not impressive. I was, however, civily
received and well served to the slight
luncheon I craved, aud when I arose
to go I left, as is my habit, a coin on
J the tray of the rather stately waiter
who brought me my change. 'Excuse
me, mem,' he remarked, returning it;
'we don't take anything from any
poor, person.' *]VIore. amused than indignant, I faced him.
"'Why do you think I am too poor
to give you sojne money?" I asked.
"The-fellow was nonplused at this
directness. 'Well,'lie said, stammering and hesitating, 'I may be mistaken,
hut, mem. yon have that appearance,
mejn.'
"I said no more, but left tire place,
and "I did not take up the coin.
"That liight I dressod"-myself with
care and went withvmyjhusbaud and a
friend who had-ebnie up with him -to
the restaurant fdr dinner. The same
waiter met us, looked at me, then at
my husband, whom he knew by sight
and name, puckered his- lips in a
quickly repressed whistle and—sent
another man to servo ns."
Name of Office
voted for.
President	
Corporation.
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D Samuel     "Vanoooo -
Peoples.
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q Harrison Wnnnnntt
Clerk , t □ Charle    Hooooo
D Charles Nnnnn
Trustees-
Assessor.
□ John Geoisoo
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□ Romain Goooo
□ William nnnnn
q William Jooco
□ Ruel Wnnuu
□ Richard Hoooonn
□ Samuel Jonnnh
Street Commissioner-
Constable	
□ John Gooon
D Major Dooo
□ Frederick nooa
; □ Myron Wnn
q Major Dnnnnn
' n Jobn Annunn
MILLINERY!
"We take pleasure in announcing to the public
that on or about March 17th we will open
with a full line of Millinery Trimmings
and a choice selection of Ladies',
Children's and Misses'
in latest Eastern and. Persian styles.   Please
call and examine stock before purchasing elsewhere
fos? Positive IJ;ai©.
s H S Weaver,
McKinnon Building.
THE STORE
NEW  SPRING
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The Village Ticket as you are to vote next Monday.     See description and  full
information relative to manner of voting, m another column.
"CHIIWMIE"   COULDN'T   SEE   IT.
One   Instance   TVliere   the   Principle   ol
"Promotion" Pailed to Succeed.
Two little bootblacks stood looking
wistfully in the show window of a
Clark street cigar store one afternoon.
They were typical street arabs, with
all the tough ways and bad habits of
their class. They wanted to smoke,
and their eyes were bent upon a box
of "cabbage-leaf" cheroots which were
labeled "two cents each."
"Bay.Chimmie," said the taller arab,
"I fink I'd injoy a bloody good smoke
just now."
"I'mwid yer," replied "Chimmie,"
smacking his lips in anticipation of a
cigar.
"But, yer see, de on'y trouble wid
me is dat I'm plumb broke."
"Is dat so? Well, I've got two'
cents."
"Give it ter me, den."
"What fur?"
"Why, ter buy wan ob dem air
sheroots, in course."
"But I wanter smoke, too."
"'N so do I."
"How kin the botli of us do it?"    ■
"I'll tell yer wat tu do, Yev must-
give me de two cents an' we'll organize a stock company, Yer see you is
de capitalist, I'm de inventor; so yer
give dor coin ter me, den I buys" de
cigar and yer becomes a stockholder.
See?"
"Yas," responded "Chimmie," doubtfully. "But how does that ben'iit me
any?   Yer has de cigar, doesn't yer?"
"Yas."
"An' yer smokes it, don't yer?"
"Yas, but don't yer see.'l'm de or-
genizcr, so iu course I smokes de
cigar."
""WhatTl I do?"
"Why, you're de stockholder, ye*
kin spit.   See?"—Chicago Tribune. "
THE   INCENIOUS   PATRIOT.
A Leader.
Since its first introduction, Electric Bit-
lors has gained rapidly in popular favor,until now it is the lead among pure medical
tonics and alteratives—containing notlmi!.
which permits its use as a beverage or intoxicant, it is recognized as the best ami
purest medicine for all ailments of Stomach.
Liver or Kidneys. It will cure Sick Headache, Indigestion, Constipation, and driver-
Malaria from the system. Satisfaction
guaranteed with each bottle or the mouey
will be refunded Price only f>0c per hot -
tie.   Sold by Geo. B. Mason. 2
Ladies' Spring Jackets
Ladies' English Reefers
Ladies' New Top Coats
Ladies' New Cape Ulsters
Ladies'New Shoulder Capes    ....
Ladies' English Box Coats
Our spring purchases are now rapidly filling.-up our
ak Department
Guaranteed Cure.
We authorize our advertised druggist b-
sell .Dr. King's Jifew Discovery for.Cousunip-
tion. Coughs and Colds, upon this conch
lion. If yon are afflicted with a Cough.
Cold or any Lung, Throat or Chest trouble,
and will use this remedy as directed, giving
it a fair trial, and experience no benefit.yor.
may return the bottle andhave your monev
refunded. We could not make this offer
did we not know that Dr. King's New Discovery could be relied on. It never disappoints. Trial bottle free at Geo. B. Mason's drug store.   Largs size i>0o and $1. i"
; Every style of garment brought out this spring represented in the elegant new stock we are now receiving
| Dress Goods
j You have never seen anything like the display we are
j    now   making in this   department   Every possible
I        style of cloth,  every possible thing'ih new im-
| ported novelties in all shades, qualities and
\ and prices can be found here
He Tried to "Work the King for Millions,
but Got Badly Xeft.
Having obtained an audience of the
king an ingenious patriot pulled a paper from his pocket, saying: "May it
please your majesty, I have here a
formula for constructing armor-plating which no gun can pierce. If these
plates are adopted in the royal navy
our warships will be invulnerable and
therefore invincible. Here also are reports of your majesty's ministers, attesting the value of the. invention. I
will part with my right in it for one
million tumtums." After examining
the papers the king put them away
and promised him an order on the lord
high treasurer of the extortion department for a million tumtums. "And
here," said the ingenious patriot, pulling, another paper from another
pocket, "are the working plans of a
gun which I have invented which will
pierce that armor. Your majesty's
royal brother, the emperor of Booin-
bang,.is anxious, to purchase it, but
loyalty to your majesty's throne aud
person constrains me to offer it first to
your majesty. The price is 1.000,000
tumtums." Having received the promise of another check he thrust his hand
into still another pocket, remarkingr
"The price of the irresistible gun^would
have been much greater, your majesty,
but for the fact that its missiles can be
so effectively averted by my peculiar
method of treating the  armor-plates
with a new "   The king signed to
the great head factotum to approach.
"Search this man," he said, "aud re-
port how many pockets he has, "Forty-
three, sire," said the great head factotum, completing the-*1 scrutiny. "May
.it please your majesty." cried the ingenious patriot in terror. *;one of them
contains tobacco." "Hold him up oy
the ankles aud shake him," said the
king: "then give him a check for 42,-
000.1KK) tumtums and put him to
death. Let a decree be issued declaring ingenuity a capital offense."—San
Francicco Examiner.
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Finest     Steel   Forgings    throughout.
Double aud simple in construction.
Double Diniond Frame,
Perfection of Steering,
ImproYed Bri?ing Gear,
Elliott Self-offing GnaiL
Columbias have been built for fourteen
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POPS HfTF'G CO.,
77FbakklinSt.,       -      -      Boston.
BRANCH HOUSES:
12 vrarreu St.. 2vcw York..
-"1 Yvabash .i»> . Chicago.
Factory. Hsir.'f"'"!. f\ur.!
(■. YV. Wagner, A^out.
AXS AlCBOU. - - AilCll.
To increase tlie  sales for the month oi
March, we will continue the great
14 off sacrifice 10 days longer.
This includes all medium weight Overcoats
This includes all spring and summer Overcoats.
This " "   suitings
furnishings
hats and caps
trunks and bags
Except children's suits, single pants, shirt
waists, ete. at 1-3 off former price.
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27 and 29 Main-St
Yes sugar takes   another drop, this   time
only in pounds, from 25 to 23 pounds,  the
profit-was on the wrong side.
Raisin sale still goes on.
we will conliiuio. lo sell 14 lb*, for SI. or 7 lbs for 50c.
of those gresit Barjrani.s.
Caveats, and Trade-Marks ot'tained, and all Patent bnsincss conducted for Moderate Fees.
Our Office is Opposite U.S. Patent Office
and-we can secure patent in less time than those
remote from Washington.
Send model, drawing or photo., wifii description. We' advise, if patentahle or not, free of
charge;  Onr fee no; dne till patent is secured.
A Pamphlet, "Hot*- t& Obtain Patents,"-with
names of actual clients in yoar State, connty, or
town, Bent free.  Address,
The
Gome aud ayail yourself.
Make your buns lay in winter
hy feeding
Fo<
C. A.SNOW & CO.
err. Mtsnt office, Washington, o. c.
It's   -!■•!;!• ..v'.-J^i- J    In-   lilOSK  llru
it-iv-■ tri,.ii it tat toi'stvirjr   pro-
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k"«ii   !_' < :'- u i:i <%■ I*p:i;lliy
PiMit's   Horsft  ami  Cattle Pood
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i .-•;>-.i , •mi! skuiSh viinr Mne-
'•* •litis out of winw in »
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i..:w thiujj.     ItV
been tried.
N"iw as yon all fcnovv w<« koi?;i a eO!nuhj!»'. -i>fk "f  Uie  tmst Gr_oi!«M'5»'i«  ilia
i-un'tm {iroeuml ih. th»* ruirksr. as well as I'm  lar^<>a!   Boot and Shoi>  StwU   i«'
Salini1. so Sive'ss jterii wIibii id nfiiifl  of am t.hiiir  "f.lliu above arid »v<»  wilj
treat you fare and -vjuaio SwrwytiJuf.. .
lt»«ju'fitful!,.i Y"i>tsfv
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