1892-08-11; Saline Observer

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OBSER\
A. J. WARREN. Publisher.
SALINE, WASHT
<f    BUSINESS DIRECTORY.
PROFESSIONAL.
U>   E.JONES.
Attorney at Law.
AU Business attended to with Promptness and
Care.   Office on McKay street.
SALINE, - - MICH.
rj.   R. WILLIAMS
Attorney at Law,
Especial attention paid to Pension Claims of all
kinds.   Newcomb.Block,
MILAN, - - MICH.
tT   A. NICHOLS, M. D..
PHYSICIAN and SUKGEON.
Office at Nicho. s bros'. drug store.
SALINE. - MICH.
p   F. UNTERKIRCHER, M.D.,
PHYSICIAN and SURGEON.
Calls promptly attended to at aH houi-s.
Office in Hauser block, Chicago street.
% SALINE, -       - MICH.
^   W. CHANDLER, M  D.,
" PHYSICIAN and SURGEON
Kffice on Adrian Street, arst door south ot the
Wallace BlQpk,
«ALINE.        -        - MICH,
ir a, hsi^GR. 0-0-s.
DENTIST.
HeRdciuaftgrp for the best TQQth Powder
in tbs market,
Offloe over JfiPhols Btp.s', dreg stow,
H.UJSB, •        •        MICH*
!■•   C. SLAGHT,
Veterinary Surgeon.
Graduate of Chicago Veterinary College,
: i-sidence VA miles east of Pennington s Cor*
Hers.   Calls may belelt at either of the
stores at the Corners.    All calls
promptly attended to,
MACON. - • MICH.
MISCELLANEOUS.
yTTATERMAN'S
PHOTOGRAPH GALLERY.
(Miss Gillett's old stand.)
Willliein Saline every Wednesday and shall be
•leased to meet all in need of work in my line.
Sail and see samples of our work.
The Pioneer Painter.
Over Forty Years Experience.
Carriage, Sign and Ornamental Painting, Paper
Hanging, Frescoing, Etc.
SALINE, - MICH.
ty    M. BRiBGS,
Practical Painter.
louse painting. Braining, paper   hanging; and.
kalsomining.    All work promptly ■(^tfl
,v" neat!1/   done,' and   ofitistaetidn
kAW^R.   "     « ' MICH,
yANOUrER'S
Barber Shop.
fair Cutting.    Shaving,   Shampooing  and   all
Work in the Barber Line.
Bath room in connection.   Hot or cold baths at
ny times. A. B. VAN DUZER.
SALINE, - - MICH.
Mooreville.
A. MILLER & SON.
(Successors to J. A. Alber).
Livery, Feed and
Sale Stable^,
First-class rigs at reasonable rates.
Commercial travellers and their biig-
»ago carried to and from adjoining
lowns witli  promptness and at living
Plf] Anierfean House J|ar|jt
SALINE,'       '% - MICH.
Join Baumgardner
(Suceesso to Anton Eisle,)
 DEALER IN	
Foreign and American
Mark!?!
Granite and   Building
stone.
Comer of Detroit and Catherine Sts.
ANN ARBOR MICH.
W
S. JOSENHANS'
it mil nt,
REPAIRING    DONE     OS;     SHOET
NOTICE.
All kinds o£ Forging, Uspairing Horseshoeing,
and generalJobbing.
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED and prices reasonable.     Shop   on   Ann Arbor street.
Hot and dry.   More rain needed.
The oat crop is about all cut and is
but half a crop.
Mrs. Munson, ot Ludington, and
Mrs. Davis, of Lansing1, have been visiting for a few days at their brother's,
E. B. Ford. They were called to Yp-
siliiuti to attend the funeral of their
sister, Mrs. Samuel Barnard.
Mooreville is to haye a new grocery
store about September first. Oscar
JFulkerson and Nelson Davenport are
to be the proprietors. They occupy
the huilding vacated by F. E. Holeomb.
May prosperity be with them.
Mrs. Geo. Culver and boys have gone
to Jackson to spend a few weeks visiting old friends.
The Baptist social at J. D. Porsythe's
Tuesday afternoon and eveuing was a
very enjoyable one. Everybody went
home feeling that it was good for
them to be there.
Ypsilanti has a great attraction for
the Mooreville young men.
Miss Eva Browliell came out from
Ypsilanti and spent Sunday with her
parents.
The highway commissioner has had a
busy time building bridges and culverts
that were washed out by last spring's
rain.
The young ladles that got left ou the
corner at Milan had better look a little
out next time.
The World's?  Columbian Exposition  for
August.
near Main.
SALINE,
MICH
At the first glance of this number one
Is strongly impressed with its great
worth and beaaty. Among its literary
features we notice several well written
articles of unusual interest. Among
these we mention; "Born of Patriotism," in which the advantages to each
country participating in the Expo ition
are forcibly presented, and the loss to
any country falling to take part in "this
grand opportunity to improve its conditions'1 is well told. There is an
article "Sunday Opening," cogent with
arguments for the affirmative side of
the question. But especially interesting is the article "A Visit to the
World's Columbian Exposition," In
about two, cQltifflqs i§ embodied, a cle-
§erip|iqn qf the gntive Exposition as it
will appear when thrown open to the
world, and from it can be gained a,
move perfect understanding of the
scope, grandeur aud worth of this
"great interchange of practical
thought" than could be had hy reading
volume after volume of the disconnected accounts appearing in tlyj daily
press.
. Arming the {ft-twiio features we notice
a full page engraving of H. N. H'gin-
botham, first vice-president of the
board of directors, and several full-page
engravings of statuary, including five
of- the eig'ht groups that will adorn the
Administration huilding, viz.: statues
representing "Art," "Blacksmith,"'
"Abundance,'' "Commerce" and "Tradition." Great praise must he given
the publisher for the execution of the
engravings of these beautiful wcjyks of
art.
But unu Is struck with the large
space given to the account of the National Catholic Educational Exhibit,
and to the ■biographies and the portraits
of Its principal promoters. But this is
easily understood when we recall the
fact that Christopher Columbus was
himself -t Catholic, aud that tho good
king and queen, Ferdinand and Isabella,
who assisted him in making-the voyage
of discovery, thereby rendering it possible for a Columbian Exo,p,g\tiQn, were
also deyftttt Catholics. There is a full
page engraving of his Holiness, Pope
Leo XIII, and two letters, one to Mrs.
Potter Palmer aud the other an autograph letter to Commissioner Bryan,
published by his consent, aud accompanied by English translations. There
is afull-page engraving of his Eminence,
Cardinal Gibbons, large engravings of
all the American archbishops.,Q{- Bishop
Spaulding. president of tho National
Patholic fidueational Exhibit, aud Kev.
Maurelian, secretary and manager.
Each is accompanied by a brief yet complete biographical sketch by the versatile pen of Rev. Maurelian, secretary
and manager of the Catholic Education-
ttlExhibit. The generous space giyen to
the promoters of this great enterprise
is a fitting compliment to the great
Catholic church, and its faithful work-:
ers everywhere.
Altogether this giipahev* ia a worthy
successor, tp, the seventeen illustrious
yin.m/be}.§ heretofore published. When
completed they will, in the language of
Vice-President Gage of the Exposition,
"furnish a most valuable histoi'y of
thnt event," or in the language of Benjamin Butterworth, ex-secretary and
solicitor general and director of the
Exposition, "prove very valuable as
the "years go byv5
The    p
"Special
all copies
1893, ten i
about half-
There -will
last, subscripl
the fall it will
., MICH., THURSDAY, AUGUST 11, 1892.
VOL. XXL---NO. 42.
their
:h includes
January,
This is
le copies, 25c.
from first to
'ice, §12. Early in
Iblished semi-monthly and during the Exposition weekly.
In September this great work will be
Issued simultaneously in English, German, French and Spanish.
J. B. Campbell, Publisher,
159and 161 Adams St.,
Chicago, 111., TJ. S. A.
HIS FEARFUL ERROR.
Tlie   Jocose    Drummer    Woke   Up   the
Wrong Gentlemen In Chemvortli.
On a recent trip through Ohio a
peculiar incident occurred, which, I
think, will bear telling, writes a correspondent of the N. Y. Becordcr. Afel-
lowdrummer,who represents a Chicago
house, and myself were en route to
Cleveland, aud at a station at which
our train stopped.among the idlers and
sight - seers that were congregated
about the depot, was a tall, hulking
fellow -with his trousers in his boot-
tops and his hands thrust deep into his
pockets. Just as our train was ready
to start my companion thrust his head
out of the car window.and, addressing
the rustic individual just mentioned,
said:
"How far is it up to the farm?"
"What's that?" said the rustic.
"I sav, what's the name of this
town?" '
"Oh, this is Chenworth."
"Just then our train began moving
away from the station, and the drummer, to have some fun with the countrymen, yelled at him: "You're a fool;
you don't know beans."
"Who's a fool?" exclaimed Mr. Rustic.
"Yon are," retorted the drummer,
shaking his fist at him as the train disappeared from the station, then closed
the window, and joined in the laugh
caused by his rencontre. Just then the
train came to a stop, and commenced
backing up toward the depot. My
drumming friend realized suddenly
that his rustic acquaintance might
want to renew the subject lately under
discussion, and amid the roars of
laughter from every man in the
"smoker" made a break for the baggage
car, and none too soon, for the moment
the train came to a standstill on a siding, to allow a west-bound train to
pass, in rushed the excited rustic with
"blood in his eye."
"Where is he?" he exclaimed.
"Show me the fellow that says I'm a
fool," looking right and left in search
of the drummer. "I'll tear his heart
out."
Just then the west-bound train arrived and our train commenced to
move forward again, and to avoid being payriod away our enraged rustic
was obliged to hastily leave without
the heart of the hiding drummer, who
soon came back into the car, amid the
jeers and jibes of his follow travelers.
At the next stop our joking drummer
completely ignored the gaping rustics
at the station and diligently pursued a
newspaper three days'old which he had
found in his grip."
An Obliging Waiter.
The guests at an uptown family
hotel have been annoyed recently by
the consequences of a litigation between the owners of the building and
tho manager, says the N. Y. Times.
The hotel is run about as usual, but
tho litigation precludes the purchase of
any additional furniture and fixtures.
When the plates.and cups, and saucers
are chipped or broken there is no provision for their replacement while the
lawsuits are pending. One of the
guests, an ardent lover of Mocha,
strenuously objected to drinking his
coffee from a brokeu cup. The waiter
who attended his table ohaneed to be
one of the obliging k5nd,and he brought
from his private cabinet a new coffee
cup ed.gad with a broad band of gold
a«U with the words "Love the Giver"
jntorwined. with flowers. He explained
that the cup had been presented to him
years ago, but he had never used it.
The favored guest, not desiring to hurt
the waiter's feeling, made use of tho
gaudy cup. A few days thereafter,
however, the waiter dropped it and
broke it. The next morning coffee
was served to the favored guest in a
plain white mug labeled in blue letters
on the frmit "ANieo Shaver." "What
15 this8" asked the guest suspiciously.
'•'That^uiy .shaving mug," responded
the waiter affably, "I haven't another
whole cu =.."
He Voted as She Desired.
Mrs. Seymour-Howells tells a "story
of a woman who had a husband in
deadly fear of her, says the Kansas
City Times. He was a member of the
legislature, and his wife had insisted
upon his voting for a woman-suffrage
bill. He had promised to do so, but
his better half was afraid to trust him,
a.n.4 so on the day the bill was to come
\<p sho hied herself to the gallery in
the legislative hall. The roll was being called, and when the husband's
name was reached he got up and said:
"Mr, Speaker-, I regret to east my vote
against this bill, hut " At this instant a tall woman with a penetrating
voicb leaned over the gallerv rail and:
"Wilbert!" And then Wilbert's knees
began to shake. He said in a trembling
voice:   "Mr. Speaker, I vote aye."
There are 16,000,000 cows in the
United States,
Looking for the Inspector.
There is little veneration for official
dignity upon the frontier and a federal
employe who may carry the insolence
of office to a detestable pitch in the
east is apt to impair his standing by
the same airs west of the Mississippi.
It sometimes happens that a modest
official is made to suffer for the faults
of his confreres, as I narrowly escaped
doing. once at Canyon City. Being
there on business, I had gone to my
room to prepare for dinner and a card
was brought up from the postmaster
of a little place in the mountains whom
I requested to come np. He appeared
at once, as fine and handsome a specimen of physical manhood as could be
found in the world—f ully six antl one-
half feet tall, robust and vigorous,
sunburned and with piercing black
eyes. He was dressed in a riding suit
and had ahout him the peculiar freedom of a horseman, combined with
the graceful manners of an educated
gentleman.
"Ah," he asked, "you are the post-
office inspector for this state?"
"Yes. sir," I said; "one of them.
How can I serve you?"
He had a sort of threatening smile
as he continued: "You were at my
place, I think," about six months ago,
at C ."
"No," I said, reflecting; "I don't
think I ever saw you before or ever
was at C ."
"Now, think again, for I want you
to be careful about it. I was not there
myself, but my wife was a little way
from the office, which was closed. You
got off the stage, cursing and abusing
us because our office wasn't always
open during business hours. Recollect now?"
"Well hardly," I said. "I am not in
the habit of addressing postmasters in
that way, especially ladies."
He looked disappointed and said:
"Well, I have been trying to find this
man for some time aud I give you my
word that when I do see him I will
teach him such a lesson in politness
that he will think twice before again
addressing a subordinate in such a
manner. But I am convinced it wasn't
you and am glad to meet you. What
will you drink?"
I drank to his early meeting witli
the man of the swelled head but sc-
cretely wished my unknown colleague
better luck. My visitor looked quite
able to keep his word. Subsequently
I learned that he was one of the
wealthiest and most popular miners in
Colorado. He had a fine record for
keeping all his promises.—St. Louis
Globe-Democrat.
Women Are So Careless.
Bueklen's Arnica Salve.
The Best Saive in the world for f'us
Bruises. Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, SVv
Sores, Tetter. Chapped Hands, O hilblnij -
Corns, and all Skin Eruption, and iiositiv
ly cures Piles,    or no pay required     II ■ -
guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction. • *v
money refunded.    Price 25 cents por box
For sale by Geo. B. Mason, the Druggist.
Woodcock I
shooting will soon be here
The law permits their capture next Tuesday. For
that occasion I have just
added a full stock of guns
and ammunition and am.
prepared to supply any who
may desire anything in my
line on short notice My
new loading machine works
fine, loading 50 shells in five
minutes with perfection and
accuracy Guns to rent at
reasonable rates Call and
see them
E. H. CRESSY
THE STORE
CLEARING UP SALE
Odd Pairs and Odd Pieces
LACE CURTAINS
Irish Point, Brussels Net, Nottingham and
Muslin Curtains
50 Pair to Close this week
Three odd Curtains were Slo pair, this week So each.
Eive odd pair Curtains were So. this week S3 50.
Three odd pair Curtains were $6, this week SI.40.
Three and one-half odd pair Curtains were S5.50,this week S3.70.
Four odd pair Curtains were S6, this week Si. 70.
Three odd pair Curtains were 2,o0 this week 1.65.
Three and one-half odd pair Curtains were 7.25, this week So.25.
Tw**uty-iive odd pair and odd Curtains at about one-half price.
Silk Umbrella and Handkerchief Sale Continued
Send for Samples
V
Closing
o
!
Mrs. Hiffie—"I lost a dollar somehow
out of my purse to-day." Mr. Hiffie—
"You did, eh? I'd like to know how
vou managed to do such an idiotic
thing- as that?" Mrs. Hiflie—"I can't
tell exactly. I was in Lacey's store
and got into the crush at a bargain
countermand then my attention was
attracted to another counter, and I
worked my way there, and I suppose
laid my purse down for an instant,
possibly unclssped. All I know is
that when I came to look a dollar was
missing." Mr. Hiffie—-"Huh! I sea
just how it was. You got so intensely
excited over some fool frippery or
other yon forgot all about what you
were doing; forgot where you were or
who you were; didn't know whether
you were on earth, Mars or Jupiter,
alive or dead. You women never learn
by experience—same thing over and
over again. It isn't six months since
you lost half a dollar the same way.
The washerwoman comes to-night, too,
and I haven't a cent to pay her."
Mrs. Hiflie—"You had §40 in your
pocket this morning." Mr. Hiffie—"I
dropped that at the races."—Jv". Y.
Weekly.
Some of the Venetians—those who
have never been to the mainland—
have naver seen a horse iu their lives.
A showman ouce brought one to a j
Venetian fair and called it a monster,
and the factory hands paid 15 cents
each to see the marvel.
Suits   and   Wool   Pants
SSg ©If ©ia Ehres?^ Hfco'Ilass
$2 Suit for $1.50,3 suit for 2.25, 4 suit for 3, 5 suit for
3.75, 6 suit for 4.50, 7 suit for 5.25, 8 suyat for 6, g suit for
5.75, 10 suit for 7.50,11 suit for 8.25, 12 suit for 9, 13 suit
for g.75, 14 suit 10.50,16 suit for 12, 18 suit for 13.50, 20
suit for 15 Now is the time. This month wiil soon pass
and you may not avail yourself of this sale Best selections always go first
At Dry Goods Store
Large line of .Ladies' Shoes for $1.50, cheap at 2
Ladies' Slippers a full stock cheap
Men's Shoes, full line and Low Prices
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