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SALINE, WASHTENAW CO., MICH., THURSDAY, AUGUST 12, ,1909.
VOL. XXIX.-NO 44
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, It will be insured against all kinds of burglary
and robbery if deposited in the
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SALINE SAVINGS BANK
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Chas. Bu-rkbaft -'.. Gottlob Hertler      G. J. Foldkauap
• G. 0. Mann ,          J. H. Feldkamp
A,1 A, Wood  .  -'   'Webb E. DePuy   '  Frank Rose
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Charles Burkhart, President
Geo. A. Lehman, Cashier
Arlliur A. Wood, 2"n"d "Sice Pres.         W. Ty Bradford,  Auditor
Wfieeter's Pharmacy
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has a full line of
STAPLE Goods
including Jewelry, Silverware, Toilet
Articles, Books* Stationary, Etc.
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Plymouth Binder Twine
SATES TIME ANO (GRAIN
I'wine is a small item, but, good twine saves a lot
pf wpense in harvest time.    Every time your machine is
stopped  the delay costs you money.   Time in
harvest, season is" always valuable,  and sometimes extremely precious on account of the
condition of weather or grain.    Be sure you
,    use   the   best   twine,—PLYMOUTH
TWINE.    Then you will be safe from
the   annoyances,  delays^  expenses,   which
ordinary twine causes.    Plymouth Twine
works perfectly in every machine.   More
' of it is made and used every year than
any other kind, because it is known .to
be the best and has been for years.
Binds more  sheaves * with  less expense, no knots, no breaks, and is
guarantee^ full length -md extra
strength.    Get Plymouth Twine"
from the local dealer.    Look for
the wheat-sheaf, tag.
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\" JUST- LISTEN-   :.
\. am selling Fletcher's Castoria for only 25c.
Why do you pay 35c elsewhere?
it    I have nicer penny postals than you can get in
Saline 2 for 5c.   Come and see.
E. H. Cressy,
* Jeweler and Optician.
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JUST ABOUT JOKES
TOMMY   LEARNS; A1 FEW  THINGS
FROM HIS FATHER.
Old Gentleman Has* Much" to Say on
the Subject and Some of It Seems
to  Be   Exceedingly  Pertinent.
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"There's one thing I thought I knew
but find I don't know,"- said Tommy.
"What is a joke?"
Father pricked up hip ears, as it
■were. "A joke," he said- slowly, " is
something its maker thinks ls funny,
but nobody else'does.'"*'  . _
"That explains it then. To-day I
said an awful quaint thing. Mother
had a lot of women,here and they
talked about clothes. I said, 'A woman's mind is always on clothes. When,
she ain't talking/through her hat she's
laughing up her sleeve.' But no one,
laughed, and I read that one, too. Tell
ine. a joke."
"If I were to say when I came 'home
from visiting the cemetery that'I had
returned from the dead, that would be
a joke."
"Is that a practical joke?"
"It is not; it's a grave joke."
"What is a practical .joke?"
"If your mother, just before going
out shopping, asked for money and I
gave her all she wanted."
"Do you like practical jokes?"
"Not when- they're as practical as
that." ,
"Does every one like jokes?"
"Few people do, Most people think
it J§ more blessed to give than to receive,"
"Then people can't take a joke?"
"There are some who can't. Editors,
for instance, rarely take a joke."
"Does any one make money from
the writing of "jokes?"
"Only the paper makers and the
postal department of the government."
"Must a joke be funny to be a
joke?"
"Few are."
"Then some are serious?"
"Not exactly. But if you refer to
a sexton as a man of grave cares
some might think you intended to be
jocular." -   ■
"Is a pun like a joke?"
"Nothing at all. A man who makes
a joke is an idiot; whereas a man
who makes a pun is a criminal,"
"Then the man who writes what lie
thinks are jokes is a funny fellow?"
"No; it is serious business with
him."
"He has his ups and downs, then?"
"Yes; he gets up courage to write
to editors and gets turned down by
them."
"You're not referring to the man
who writes the column in the" papers
every day? Surely life is one joke'
with him,"
"No it isn't*" He thinks he's a humorist, "but. he's a "pessimist."
"Isn't joke writing healthy?"
"Not when you're caught at it." .
"Can a man write jokes and still he
a gentleman?". _
""You" forget, Tommy, *fha^ o.ur- r§"
marks ar-; intended for puljlicatjen,
and that I hi\vg many friend? who
write, Besides, I sometimes get off
a joke or tw.o myself."
MeCAUL PATTERNS   *
Celebrated for style, perfect fit, simplicity and
reliability nearly' 40 years. Sold in nearly
rvery.'city and town in tlie United States and
Canada, or T)y mail direct.. Afore sold than
any other make. Send for'free catalogue.
McCAIX'S MAGAZINE
More subscribers than any other fashion
magazine—million a month. Invaluable. f.-.it-
cst^ styles, pattern-;, tlrcs.smakinjr, milliner}*,
plain sewin-r, fancy needlework, hairdres^iii^-,
etiquette, good stories, etc. On;y :*»0 cents a
year (worth double), iuchidii*'-- a Tree pattern.
Subscribe   today, or   send   fiir sample  copy.
WONDEHFIII. INDUCEMENTS
toA-rcn!*. Hd-lyl biin;;-^ p.-...M*uin catalo-rne
and new cash I'j'i^t: ollf: s.   ..Aili're^s "
tt. McCAIX CO.. 2C3 lo 213 IV. C7th S:., KZVJ YOH5S
. TAKE NOTICE
AH persons are recommended to
take Foley's Kidney Remedy for backache, rheumatism and kidney and
bladder trouble. It will quickly correct urinary irregularities, which if
neglected, may develop into a serious illness. It will restore health
and strength. Do hot neglect signs
of kidney and bladder trouble and
risk Bright's disease or diabetes.
Sold by O. G. Wheeler's Pharmacy.'
The Servant Problem Again.
."Did you hear that Mrs. Skiddso
caught her husband flirting with that,
pretty cook she engaged * a month
ago?"
"Is it possible?"
"It is, indeed. She is terribly upset by .it."
"I should imagine she would be.
Did she send the "cook away?"
"Why, no. She has sent her husband away."—Judge. -.
If ypu are all run down Foley's Kidney Remedy will help you. It strengthens the kidneys so they will -eliminate the impurities from the blood-that
depress - the nerves, and cause exhaustion, backache, rheumatism, and
urinary irregularities, which sap the
vitality. Do not delay. Take Foley's
Kidney Remedy at once. Sold by O.
C. Wheeler's Pharmacy.
DRY GOODS
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Reduction in price of all summer goods.
18c and 20c Goods      12c
25c Goods 18c   /
' We are selling the balance of our Oxfords at. low
prices to close them out.   Come and get prices. >
Full line of Groceries, Canned Goods, Fruits and   7.
Vegetables. „ ■    ,
SALINE CO-OPERATIVE CO
PHOME 86.
All Men's and Women's Oxfords in tan and black
We have a few Shirt Waists left at
BARGAIN PRICES
Odd Tablecloth.
An electrically wired tablecloth,
upon which ornamental electric light-
fixtures diffuse illumination the'moment they are set down, is one of the
latest and most interesting illuminating devices designed in England, says
Popular Mechanics. To the uninitiated the ability to get light by simply
placing a fixture on the table is nothing less than extraordinary, but the
explanation is simple.
DeWitt's Little Early Risers, the
safe sure, easy, gentle little liver pills.
The original"Carbolized Witch Hazel
Salve is Dewitt's. The name is plain,
ly stamped on every box. It is good
for cuts, burns, bruises, sores, boils
and sunburn—but it is especially good
for Piles.   Sold by all druggists.     3
high
want
Interest  Aroused.
"I think I shall retire from
flir-anqe," sa}d. Mr. Gumr-os. "I
to take things easy."
'.'I didn't know," answered Mr. Dua
tin Stax, "that there was any easier
way of taking things."
When the digestion, is all right, the
action of the bowels regular, there
is a natural craving and relish for
food. When this is lacking you may
may know that you need a dose of
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets. They strengthen the -digestive organs, improve the appetite and
regulate the bowels. Sold by O. C.
Wheeler'g Pharmacy.
We have arranged to handle the  Hamilton
Carhart overalls.   None better.
We have the best work shoe for men at  $2.00
thet 5*ou can buy, try'them
Burkhart Bros.
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Subscribe fdr the OBSERVER
Do not be deceived by unscrupulous
imitators who Would have you, believe
that the imitation pills are as good as
DeWitt's Kidney and Bladder Pills.
There'isn't anything just as good as
these wonderful pills for the relief
of Back-ache, Weak Back, inflamation
oi the bladder, urinary disorders and
an. kidney" complaints. Any one - can
take DeWitts Kidney and Bladder
Pills as directed in perfect confidence
of' good, results. Sold, by ail druggists. 3
Improvement in Light
Detroit United Lines.,
- Between Saline and Ypsllantf
Leaves Saline ' -   -
. 7 a. m; 8:15 a. m; 10 a, m. • and
every two hours to 10 p, m also
llilS p. m, and 12:15 a. m,
Leave Ypsilanti
6:30 a. m;.7:50-a."m; 8:50 a. m. and
eyery two hours to 10:50 p.   m./
11:45 p. m.
List car waits for theater car from
Alan Arbor.   '
, -Cars connect-at .Waynetor-Plymouth
and Northville*. -at *5*"psilaot*i -for. D'e--
trolt and*Jackson, * * • t    '" ■    "-"".,
- Church Items.
Standard. Time
BAPTIST
Rev. John F. Tree, Pastor.
10:00 a. m. Preaching* Service.
11:15 Sunday Schpol.
6:30 B. Y. P. TJ. service.
7:30 p. m. Preaching Service.
Mid-week prayer meeting Thursday
evening 7:30 p. m.
PRESBYTERIAN
Rev. -H. M. Morey, Pastor.
10:00 a. m. Preaching Service.
11:15 a. m. Sunday School.*
6:30 p. m. Christian Endeavor.
tf:30 p. m. Thursday evening prayer
meeting,      '        -
EVANGELICAL.
Rev. Theo. G. Papsdorf, pastor.
9:30a. m. Preaching Service.
10:30 a. m. Sunday School.
.7:30 p. m. First Wednesday of each
.month Y. P.'S.
METHODIST
Rev. Howard Goldie, pastor.
9:30 a. m. Class meeting.- *
10:00 a. m. Preaching service.
11:30 a. m. Sunds-y School.
3:00 p. m. Junior League.   **-
6*30 p. m. Epworth League
-. 7:30 p. m.-Thursday evening prajer
meeting.   , --
-'   CHRISTIAN SCIENCE
First Church of Christ,  Scientist,
Nissly hall.   *   *    *
Sunday service 10:60 a. m..
Subject for August 15, "Soul."
Wednesday evening meeting at 7:00.
• Reading room" open daily, Sundays
'exceptedj from 2:00 to 4:00 .p. m.. .All"
ace, cordially invited.-»tq "the -'services.
and thet Reading Room".,* •' . *
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We now have the agency for the genuine Tungsten Lamps, imported from Germany. These give a
whiter, more brilliant and more agreeable light than
the ordinary electric, lamp. There is also much less
heat per candle power from the Tungsten lamps
and they wear better, last longer and use less current than any electric lamp known. We would like
an opportunity to prove all this to you.
For the next thirty days we are going to make a
reduction of 4c per rod on all fences.      \
GUTHARD & SCHROEN
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